Scene: The kitchen at Lil's house

Time: This evening

The Nephew walks up to where his Aunt Lil is cooking her dinner at the stove

The Nephew: Can I have a hug?

Lil: Sure.

The Nephew hugs Lil

The Nephew: Thank you.

Lil (quizzically): For what?

The Nephew: For being here.

Awwwww.

Lil: Love you, buddy.

The Nephew: Love you, too.

This is how The Nephew manages to stay alive while being 13. He's really such a good kid.